IT'S ALL ABOUT SOCKS AND SMELL
Many years ago I started a research about, what the women are for. Years later, after serious and deep analysis (and a lot of non-sleeping nights awaiting the washing machine) I finally found the answer: It is all about the socks and smell.
How this could be?
Here it is.
There are about 7 billion people on this planet and I bet half of them are men. We can go further – none of these men can pair his socks in a perfect match. And of course, even kids know, the crucial fact for life is… war and killings. With no ancient wars and brutal taking of men’s life, now we would be about a 100 billion. But, according to the physicists, the capacity of Earth is 10 billion guys and 1 billion gays. The conclusion – with no wars during the ancient time now we all would be dead, buried in a dead planet’s soil.
And everybody can evidence the most important thing here. It is all about the socks! No socks – no effective and comfortable running and hence – comfortable ancient wars. The pair of socks is the king!
The other thing is the smell. That is why we have women. They can easily tell men when their socks shall be changed with clean ones (since no man can realize his own “smell like hell” presence). And can you imagine a 100 million army smelling like hell? This scenario implicitly excludes war. …And hence life.
So, the overall conclusion is – it is all about socks and smell. And women.
IP
Many years ago I started a research about, what the women are for. Years later, after serious and deep analysis (and a lot of non-sleeping nights awaiting the washing machine) I finally found the answer: It is all about the socks and smell.
How this could be?
Here it is.
There are about 7 billion people on this planet and I bet half of them are men. We can go further – none of these men can pair his socks in a perfect match. And of course, even kids know, the crucial fact for life is… war and killings. With no ancient wars and brutal taking of men’s life, now we would be about a 100 billion. But, according to the physicists, the capacity of Earth is 10 billion guys and 1 billion gays. The conclusion – with no wars during the ancient time now we all would be dead, buried in a dead planet’s soil.
And everybody can evidence the most important thing here. It is all about the socks! No socks – no effective and comfortable running and hence – comfortable ancient wars. The pair of socks is the king!
The other thing is the smell. That is why we have women. They can easily tell men when their socks shall be changed with clean ones (since no man can realize his own “smell like hell” presence). And can you imagine a 100 million army smelling like hell? This scenario implicitly excludes war. …And hence life.
So, the overall conclusion is – it is all about socks and smell. And women.
IP